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Friday, 5 September 2008
New Bunny News
Boys you are going TO LOVE our newest recruit - Katie. Katie is a college
student and a horny yet adorable English Rose par, my dears, excellence. She
is debuting this Tuesday 9th Sept at TBL - treat her well gentlemen, and I
promise you she WILL blow your mind. To say she comes EXCEPTIONALLY well recommended
is to put it mildly.
The Return of Sweet Seduction
Our truly exquisite English darling Kirsty - is back earlier then expected
on the 16th. No doubt looking like TWO million bucks after relaxing and recharging
herself in the fashion capital of Europe courtesy of one of her numerous admirers
here at The Bunny Lounge. Their will be a change to the rota shortly to accommodate
EVERYONE. Please do keep checking into the TBL site to see these changes.
Suffice to say the TBL ethos will remain the same - to ensure all our bunnies
SKIP happily into work xx.
Xx Goodbye my loves Goodbye xX
Guys, I’ll make this as short as I possibly can as I know I have a tendency
to waffle. After all The Bunny Lounge is not about me, its about offering
a great service to some really great guys. Though because I have toiled so
very hard
and God knows I’ve sweated and sometimes even cried as I am doing now……
Over anything and everything to do with the Bunny Lounge………..<grins> even the towels have made me sob at least once! But I have truly loved my time there and certainly my passion for everything it stands for will never die but its time for me to move on. I do intend to return, maybe even in a month or 2 perhaps.……..and will certainly still oversee everything, but for now I must start to live my life for myself again. Its HIGH time! Gosh I just hope I won’t miss you all as much as I feel I might do. I’m leaving a very close friend you see. I haven’t ventured far from TBL for a good couple of years. Its been my haven and my baby but in a way my prison too, and finally I feel I MUST start to live my life for me abit again.
Nostalgia
I’ve learnt so much from you guys - I always say that the best part of
being The Bunny Lounge hostess was……...for me, the time in between
services. The time spent with our visitors, when we are running abit over……and
the bunny du jour isn’t QUITE ready yet. After fetching you something
to drink (be it the infernal little bottles of water many of you seem to plumb
for or the “good” orange juice from Sainsbury…..with BITS in….……<smiles>
or yudda yudda…I was getting pretty good actually enjoying making up a REAL shot of Absynthe (Thanks for the mixing-tip S) and recently bought in the ingredients for making up AUTHENTIC Black Russians to offer you - all compliments of the house of course, made and shared with love and much fondness. (I think Gemma might be a dab hand with cocktails…..well she IS Nigella Lawson’s lookalike after all and even more so now since she’s returned from her sojurn away). Anyway, AFTER that and having gotten you nice and comfy, remote control in hand together with the daily paper………THEN, <Grins Widely>, I usually set about making light conversation and what can I say? You’ve taught me SO MUCH…..even in that little space of time...in between....as it were! I’ve learned something of the Laws of Probability, Chaos and Attraction as well as a lesson on the following……….(which I still don’t quite get but LOVE the idea of)….“Is say, the colour Green really the same colour we ALL see…..how do we know if YOUR green isn’t Red really?” Cool concept non? I’ve learnt about The Secret…..Tantra and The Tao……..classical music and about the pathos and wit of Opera though I’m afraid nothing and no-one can ever make me like Jazz! I now know what makes a good wine…. and millions of other interesting and curious snippets - in turn I shared lots too - about some pretty naughty far-out experiences and my many intros into this naughty fun world! I’ve HONESTLY enjoyed talking and learning and listening and laughing and once crying too, with every last one of you. Thank You good Gentlemen, please be the same with my delightful trio of receptionists too.
I’ve finally found the courage and the strength to throw a spanner with just MY name on it, that’s been in my hand for a while now - aiming at the Wheel of Life I mention in the update below (dated Friday 8th August paragraph sub-titled Spinning Wheel). It will be good to be away from this industry for a while - I’m looking for balance now so although obviously The Bunny Lounge is still MY baby I’m taking a back seat is all….in the Outer Hebrides! No, REALLY! Maybe the Isle of Sky? Do they have Lighter Life counsellors out there I wonder? Oh yes BTW I’m coming back SKINNY too. But I hope NOT like my one-time role model Fern Britton! Is it just my imagination or was she better looking BEFORE?
More Nostalgia
Lolita (xx) like many bunnies before her and after her too, used to say TBL
visitors where the best EVER - her theory was, because I spoke SO MUCH to
each caller <titters> - I unintentionally sifted through the more arrogant
types who couldn’t bother with niceties and those abrupt characters who
simply wouldn’t bother full stop - wereas the nicer guys, those who love
women and are true gents at heart…did….and have kept on doing so,
creating a lovely continuum ….xx. Thank You all for Coming and please
continue to do so. It REALLY IS our pleasure XX.
I’m going to miss my delightful bunnies too. Every last one of them!
Diana, a genuine nympho and a sweetheart in a million - kind and witty too,
and Jenny, an angel, a REAL-LIFE angel, INSIDE and OUT! KIRSTY my own heart……who unwittingly makes EVERYONE fall in love with her - I mean she‘s only at TBL for 2 minutes and she‘s already off and away on holiday with her admirer and a regular of ours from….forever. And you don‘t know about the calls I‘ve had for our adorable minx asking me if I think their asking her out to dinner would go down well with her! My reply? Ask her yourselves PLEASE J ………And then there is our Sara Tsarina - its her birthday this week guys you know, TODAY infact, she’s THE perfect gfe - rampant when the mood nearly exceeds physicality, sweet and all cuddles in the aftermath of her lovemaking - so if you want a GENUINE GFE……you know what to do…….act like the perfect boyfriend of course though choccies are banned - she’s got the most beautiful skin and it should remain beautiful. But she LOVES ear-rings and butterflies and all things girly………but not trashy xx Who will do her bio for her now that I’m gone? Sara needs a far-out bio to mirror her far-out INNER and outer beauty. Charlie, Gem, take note please xx. Lisa, lovely lovely Lisa and Cherry OMG Cherry - with those beautiful MASSIVE bazookas but for lovers of “real boobies” TRUST ME guys ……if you want to feel as though you are experiencing heaven on earth with pure thoroughbred material, I have 2 tips for you, erm, I mean…names for you - KIRSTY AND KATIE xx. ‘Nuff said!
In the meantime I leave you in the capable hands of the trio of receptionists
I have trained. Maz, darling Maz…..our VERY BEAUTIFUL Maz…Gemma,
our Rock Chick posh totty mummy with enough exciting tales and madcap experiences
to write a book on and last but not least - The Little ‘Un…..Charlie…our
wild-child, but a girl with enough letters after her name and …..I’m
talking Bsc, Masters et al….and no, Bsc does not spell Bi Secretary!…….though
it might!
TBL is now in their hands though of course 1 of these 3 has the main reins
and will report to me…..
Ah, I grow wily with the years!
Finally, The Bunny Lounge is soon to undergo a long weekend closed where a
team of Painters and Decorators will be in to refresh the walls and woodwork
yet again. Ample warning re this short closure will be up on site in due course.
It will probably be a Saturday, Sunday and Monday sometime in late October,
early December,
in time for Christmas
and fairy-lights!
My BELOVED Darlings….
All my Love
All my Kisses
I DO know what I’ll be Missing
Oh Boys
Oh Boys
Wish me Well
Candy
XX
I leave you with the beautiful words of a song from a beautiful Rock Opera
Sleep My Child (Shan Yaldi) - War, A Rock Opera
lyrics:
Maya (Ayelet Robinson):
Sleep now my wee child
You are not alone anymore
One day maybe we will fulfil the dream
Everything will work out
You will see one day
One day maybe we will
fulfil the dream
Everything will work out
You will see one day
Instead of war peace will come
One day when you will
grow up
Only if there will be no other choice
One day maybe you will be a soldier
You will run, observe, crawl, duck
You will think you have it all
I hope you will be fortunate
I as well wanted a son
That will study, get married,
That will build a family here
In the mean time there are laws, a constitution,
There is a cabinet office,
In the mean time you have no other choice
They’re building
the future now
What is there else to say
My dear son
Go out and fight
Bring some warmth
To this cold world
Sleep now my wee child
You will see one day
We will not fear anymore
Sleep now my wee child
You will see one day
We will not fear anymore
Gever (Dvir Benedek):
It is a war for survival
It is who shall live – who shall die
My dear son
In a cruel world
Your narrow world
That is all that’s left
This is the war of existence
Forestall by slaying him
My son you will be grand
And you, give him love
You shall be filled with pride
Later we will mend it all
Cast:
Sleep now my wee child
You will see one day
We will not fear anymore
Sleep now my wee child
You will see one day
We will not fear anymore
Cast:
Sleep now my wee child
You will see one day
We will not fear anymore
Sleep now my wee child
You will see one day
We will not fear anymore
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Friday 22 August 2008
The BBC reckon that the UK has'nt had an August like this since 1912 - little
wonder then that bunnies and mummy bunnies too.......are holidaying like it
might go out of fashion.
The 1st impromptu holiday came up for Diana our foxy Monday beauty who didn't
need to be asked twice when her mum had a free ticket going for a little vacation
away. This meant that Diana was away from The Bunny Lounge last Monday gone
but back this Bank Holiday Monday the 25th. Charlotte our trendy art student
covered for her on Monday the 18th and is back NEXT Saturday as usual.
I took the next off-the-cuff holiday-ette the moment after I discovered the
best little maid in London. Charlie is a lovely, warm, intelligent and charismatic
student studying for her Masters, who's taken to maiding at TBL with great
ease - charming all of us, and many of you, in no time. Gentlemen, please
respect Charlie is strictly a part-time receptionist-cum-student, though she
is more then enough woman to stop any frisky talk before it hits a canter!
After maiding from Tuesday straight through to Friday Charlie needed Saturday
off and I was only too ready to return to TBL.......but then I got the flu!
Its such a slap each time I'm hit with this hateful bug! I'm actually typing
this out on a lumpy hotel bed, as flat out as this mattress allows <grins
knowingly but not telling>, dosed up with Beechams! The downside of my
falling ill is that I cannot cover for Charlie who is unable to host the phones
this Saturday. This of course means I had no option but to phone Charlotte
to ask her to let me off for the day.........and so this is why we are closed
on Saturday 23rd August but back on Bank Holiday Monday with Delicious Diana.
In the meantime our Lusciously Lovely Lisa has been covering for Cherry on
Friday. Cherry who's at home in Groening catching up with family news, her
tan and old friends, in that order - will be back on September 5th to find
her little hutch kept nice and warm but no doubt looking to put back her own
inimitable print back on Fridays! Lisa will be here again on Friday 29th August
gentlemen.
Our next jetsetter this time flying off to Bella Roma is our one and only
Kirsty - Our TBL Tuesday Babe and a beautiful diamond cut to the very highest
spec set into an already very beautiful crown of schintillating jewel-like
stars. Kirsty is definitly entertaining her beloved visitors this Tuesday
the 26th August. She will be away from The Bunny Lounge for 3 long weeks,
namely on Tuesdays 2nd; 9th and 16th September and back to us on 23rd September.
Its a long wait but with the likes of Kirsty and Sara et al, they're worth
it!
Who will be the HOT LITTLE ANGEL to cover for Kirsty on those Tuesdays? All
will be revealed once our Exquisite Tuesday Bunny flies off.
I think that's all the news for now guys. Please excuse a rather flat update
but considering I'm convinced I've got temperature, this has been a labour
of love....certainly courtesy!
Love
A Bunged Up Candy
xx
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Friday, 8 August 2008
Times are a-changing readers - bunnies having been running amok at the TBL on days when they should have been elsewhere……another bunny made a guest appearance out of the sheer need to see you guys….and me again….of course! That delicious little bunny was our exquisite Lisa who has been a conscientious little madam, beavering away at her studies, in a certain little college which will one day make her the renowned beauty consultant I think she already is……minus the “consultant” bit, maybe <grins>. She’s been away on holiday too, in the interim, and arrived at The Bunny Lounge on Friday 1st August to enjoy a Bunny Appearance, with much good-natured bonhomie to start her day entertaining her much missed men-folk (!!!) looking super-tanned and as always, stunningly blonde, super-toned and slim…………and oh yes! “gagging for it”!
Lisa and the Holidaymakers
The day conducive to Lisa having a permanent day back at TBL is currently not in synch with days available - however, this enchanting goddess Lisa will return to do cover days until the right day for her becomes available once again. These cover dates will be Thursday 14th August when Jenny is away gallivanting in Greece till her return to TBL the following week on the 21st August - she’ll no doubt be putting pace-makers all over the island she’ll be visiting on red-alert with the possible chance of some old dear giving her hubby a good caning, unknowingly giving him the 1st real hard-on he’s had in a while - and Jenny’s aphrodisiacal form would have been the start of that magical moment!!!!
Aaaaanyway, Lisa will be looking after Jenny’s many admirers on that Thursday and possibly back on Fridays 22nd and 29th August when Cherry will be flying home to be with friends and family for her summer vacation this year seeing as she has been invited to her 1st ever school reunion. Cherry’s last Friday here (now that she’s been given the permanent Friday slot to entertain you on instead of her previous Saturdays) will be Friday the 15th August until her return to TBL on Friday 5th September. Once I know for sure that Lisa can cover Cherry’s day while she is away you will be the first to know via our website’s homepage and a new update of course! Kirsty has yet to book her holiday but once she does, once again you will be the next to know xx.
English BabyDoll Kirsty
Next on my list of “Must Mention“ is of course our current 2 New
Bunny Babes - Sweet Adorable and Naughty Charlotte who started 19th July ‘08
and Awesome Baby Tiger Beauty Kirsty who began around 2 weeks or so prior
to that date.
WHAT A BABE Kirsty has turned out to be! I remember I was interviewing girls for days on end and not a one came close to TBL standard. Then suddenly out of a grey ocean of mediocrity, this blonde vision of dazzling beauty gambolled into TBL and I swear she sparkled! I was immediately smitten with her great good looks and sweet yet sophisticated manner…….her huuuge, aqua cats eyes genuinely mesmerised me. Her face is absolutely stunning in an exceptionally horny and model-like way and her body is wet-dream material! Then there’s her impeccable dress sense. A WOW girl! The jaded amongst you will be sure I’m exaggerating but I promise you I’m speaking from the heart. Kirsty is a cut and a half above any girl you’d meet elsewhere and is a genuine lover of men and physical pleasuring. She is a high calibre diamond and a pleasure to serve. She’s been our Tuesday Bunny ever since Lisa had to leave to give priority to her studies xx. She had certainly set a high standard - one that Kirsty has filled effortlessly and taken to new heights with much sweetness and some pizzazz! Kirsty has without doubt crafted a whole new crown for us - she’s the brilliant!
English Rose-Cum-Girl-Next-Door Babe
Before hanging up her stockings and boxing up her glass stripper heels Summer
who many of you knew and loved as I did, thoughtfully and kindly introduced
the adorable Charlotte to TBL.
Charlotte - a lovely, sexy and hot, immeasurably sweet-natured, talented and kind young English Rose with girl-next-door appeal who is set to become one very popular little madam for the relatively short duration of her time in this field. That’s of course as long as your neighbour happens to be a very pretty 21year old, slim blonde art student with a very trendy and tasteful style about her in that youthful, Bohemian fashion who will one day in the not-too-distant future hit the art world with the edgiest creativity this side of Dali-esque time!
Charlotte is a gentle, soft-spoken young girl with a lovely body - she’s
the newest bunny of them all. Infact Charlotte is relatively new to this industry
as a whole, having started fairly recently. I think 5mths counts as pretty
recent. She started her foray into this world dipping her dainty feet into
the “party scene” - which has always been close to Summer’s
heart too. I have found Party Babes to be amongst the most naturally horny
girls known to man - certainly in THIS world! Uninhibited and habitually “up
for it” - Charlotte loves the parlour world too which is a bonus. This
babe is a variety-loving honey bunny who enjoys many a risqué services
though I do stress that one or 2 of the more specialised arts are at her discretion.
Spinning Wheel
Times they REALLY are a-changing‘ guys. Summer is here and the heat is
ON! Bringing with it light-hearted and seriously frivolous, sexy yet infinitely
discrete fun in extremely pleasant surroundings!
Boys and Bunnies alike are looking to be inspired as this gorgeous climate breathes new life into them th’ar bones….…….and the TBL babes are the babes to do just this with their genuine love for men, sensuality, and the good, pleasurable things in life. Moreover the current selection of bunnies is enough to take anyone’s breath away.............and its VERY well-deserved too xx.
I personally feel their’s nothing like discreet, innocent yet illicit
and adult fun to invoke and inspire cheeky frivolity back into our lives……….and
in turn, to the lives of our loved ones around us - giving momentum and allowing
positive continuation to this beautiful Wheel of Life!
I love throwing the proverbial spanner in the works………..(I
know it sounds like an iffy theory but trust me its pure genius) allowing
it to hit and catch a spoke on the wheel, creates a “shift” and
with it a welcome change from what repetition makes mundane (you must admit,
even when something starts out as really far-out and wild, it loses its sparkle
and j’oi d’vivre after a while).
My thinking is that as long as “spoking” the wheel is done with
love and respect for everyone and everything concerned then the shift from
one pattern of continuous revolution to another brings with it a delicious
breath of fresh air, fun, laughter and continued satisfaction guaranteed……….to
mirror the words from Mr.Jagger’s famous and much loved lyric.
Summer The Bunny
Ironically, the arrival of Summer the season has seen the demise of Summer
the Bunny. Our now Ex-Friday Nympho, aka Summer, felt it was the right time
to give her young son her undivided attention in this important and impressionable
stage of his life. After all “Sexual Favours” will always be here
in one guise or another - but this time with her offspring won’t wait!
TBL's a Beach!
This is what I love about TBL bunnies. They are all focused and switched on,
looking to enjoy their lives and bettering their lifestyles as they go, cutting
their cloth according to the pattern life has taken………..yet
“KNOWING” when to stop. THIS is the difference of the WG of yester-year
and the WG of today and I should know as I was there then as I am here now
albeit in slightly different roles.
I love what I do and I love the way I feel when a good day has been enjoyed
by all.
It’s a GREAT feeling.
Thank You guys for allowing us to show off our skills in all the diverse ways we love.
Until the next installment
Hang Loose
HUGS
xx
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Saturday 21 June 2008
Europe in our DNA????
Here I am again gentlemen - keeping you posted on what’s happening in the Bunny World. Summer brings along with it HOLIDAY SEASON - although it beats me why we wait for Summer to travel abroad, when we can enjoy this beautiful season in the UK and WINTER in warmer climes overseas instead - maybe its become such a pattern its imprinted in our very DNA!
Closed for the Week
The Bunny Lounge will be closed for a whole week starting Monday 23rd June and ending Sunday 30th June. We will be back on Monday 31st June 08 at 11am.
Playing Away
Many of you may have already gathered that The Bunny Lounge has been 2 bunnies down for c.3weeks now…….namely the 2 popular bunny-babes Lisa - the Exquisite, and Sara - the Sweetest GFE. The 1st week in July will see our two beloved minxes back in the fold after enjoying ashrams, health spas and holiday resorts galore.
Diana - Our Sexy Monday Dish has also been sunning her stunning and lissom, svelte body beautiful on the rocky shores of Malta for 2 weeks as of last Monday. We will ALL be back in the 1st week of July however - Diana the Desirable will be kicking off our first day back - entertaining her guests from Monday 31st June. I will be taking calls from 9am on the mobile 07507 573247 and from 10am to start at 11am on The Bunny Lounge Landline - 020 7419 0739
Carpe Diem!
You see, both Kirsty, our newest Exquisite Knockout and our Shockingly Sexy Summer (the bunny) have booked a holiday for next week, taking them away from their “desks” (for desk read bed <titter>) on Tuesday the 24th and Friday the 27th June respectively. So I thought, what with FOUR girls living La Vita Loca away from The Bunny Lounge in the last week of June, I might as well join the little rascals and hitch my wagon to a star. So I too am donning my cossie and darkest shades and off to Devon I go to enjoy the beauty once again of the English Riviera. It will be great to have a break from the sound of my own voice, where 69 is just the number of seagulls I’ve counted for the hell of it and the only completely “shaven” is really “haven” - I misheard!
And so expect only my recorded voice on our landline for a FULL WEEK in Mi Absentia!
On our return en masse, we will be back relaxed, upbeat and happy, re-charged with vivacious, high-spirited sparkle - ready to lick and kick ass in the bedroom, squeezing out every last drop you can muster. The Bunny Lounge returns in the 1st week of July not as wishy-washy vanilla which nobody could ever accuse us of being - but emboldened with our own physical needs and desires and I dare say, having missed you all……we will be RRR-EHH-HE-HE- EARING to go. So I hope you miss us just a teensy weensy bit because after all is said and done WE DO LOVE YOU LONDON WITH ALL YOUR CRAZY WHIMSYS BECAUSE WE TOO ARE LIKE YOU!
MISSING YOU ALREADY
HUGS
The Bunny Lounge’s Candy on Behalf of
US BUNNY BABES
xxxxxx
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Wednesday, 7 May 2008
SUMMER FEVER
It happens a couple of times annually without fail - when everyone seems to fall foul of the dreaded flu bug - and its happened to us earlier this week .........while our part-time receptionist, the delightful Maz, is away on some peachy beach somewhere “abroad” (as ‘the pub landlord’ would say) ~ leaving me not just with a dodgy upper respiratory system but without a leg to stand on either! A sorry sight…..er…..no…..let me not go there!
I had to let our beloved Lisa down and then adorable Sara too when I phoned both bunnies to say I was too poorly to (lady)man the phones…...on Tuesday and Wednesday. Sara wasn’t feeling too great either she said, so it wasn’t so bad - and at least I know that the flu bu(ck) stopped with me! Our apologies to everyone who was thinking of popping in.
Now that I’m fully recuperated, I’m rearing to go - rearing to “informate” and “detail-ise” with recharged gusto. I’m looking forward to a lovely day with Jenny tomorrow, Thursday and Summer on Friday. Oh, By the way......that title at the top…...got you going, didn’t it?
;-)
ROTA
Summer and Diana took advantage of Friday becoming available just before I started interviewing a selection of contending bunnies to replace Nikki* - Summer is now happily established at TBL on Fridays, and Diana equally so on Mondays as our Home Page illustrates. Diana enjoyed a long weekend away this Bank Holiday Monday which is why we closed for the day.
The new bunny (here 3 weeks so far) who we felt stood a good head and shoulders above her competition was…....
CHERRY
We finally found the newest permanent bunny to join our elite team of super-horny, super-looking, hot, little bunnies. Cherry is Entertaining her guests here on Saturdays, making even the most football frenzied enthusiast think twice…..about watching football, when they can be playing an even more beautiful game…...in bed…...with Cherry! Sensually relating dahlings, not match debating! Cherry's looks are sublime and fit TBL criteria to perfection. Her personality is that of a well-grounded, easy-going, friendly, horny and fun but also professionally involved individual. Her interest in ’pleasuring’ is SKY high and matches her energy for ‘it’ perfectly. After all not many people become flight attendants who hate flying or cabbies who hate driving. Some do, of course: they’re either weird or totally desperate for a job. I don’t want to talk about them today!
PHOTOS
I’m of the impression that professionally shot photos tend to over-glamourise models, so when presented with shots taken by a photographer I obviously try to choose stylish photos, where the model has posed artily and has given some thought to the shot - but I also feel its important that the bunny really does look like she does in the photo rather then simply bearing a passing resemblance (if at all) to her own image. Cherry's pics fit this criteria too. The current selection of photos were actually taken on Monday 28th April 2008. As up-to-date as a carton of fresh milk! She’s proven to be as wholesomely refreshing too and the feedback recieved has genuinely been astounding. Another bunny who TRULY delivers……….from the heart!
NIKKI
Well, they do say a picture paints a 1000 words!
TALKING ABOUT PICTURES............
Hope you've enjoyed LUSCIOUS LISA'S new photos. I'd been saving them for when I upgraded this website but so many visitors mentioned they like the site as it is I've decided to leave well alone........
THE TOY BOX DRAMA
Have you heard? The powers that be have thrown Little Miss Muffet and Pinocchio out of the toy box! Apparently, Miss.Muffet was caught red handed, sitting on Pinnochio's face screaming "Lie to me, Lie to me"
and on behalf of The Bunny Lounge team and myself
Lots of Love and Kisses
XXXXXXX
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As some of you may have noticed from our Home Page, Summer is back to her exclusive Monday here as we decided to let go of our Alternate Fris and Sats as a confusing job!
This meant Saturdays was up for grabs…I’m talking new BUNNY gentlemen…and soon yet ANOTHER! Our BRAND NEW STUNNING ENGLISH KNOCKOUT NIKKI starts today boys…….and the 2nd newbie? Who knows? Possibly NEXT WEEK on a different day. The decision of if and when Le Bunnee de Deux (Bunny 2) will be joining our team some time soon lies with whether or not one of our current permanent models is ready to move on sooner rather than later. Needless to say, once said incognita decides, YOU gents, will be the very next to know…promise.
TURNOVER
Its nice to have a low turnover rate of bunnies, for many reasons…it shows that bunnies who have been with us for quite a while are particularly popular, talented, happy, committed, engaged…they evolve and grow into enjoying a better understanding of what they’re doing…and develop into worthy exemplary models helping to take this industry into the 21st century and with some luck possibly creating The Hundreth Monkey Phenomenon! Another reason would be that repeat guests to these young honeys know that they can find them on a certain day of the week here at The Bunny Lounge. Having said all that, its fun having new girls too.
GOOD ENERGY
Nikki our newest English knockout beauty waltzed into The Lounge on Wednesday evening, bringing so much vivacious energy into the room with her, immediately creating a fantastic atmosphere all about her and making Sara and myself fall completely in love with her. Our young and stunning, slim and omni-horny new blonde, blue eyed bunny is a guaranteed siren who is, without doubt, set to rock your boats. More photos will be downloaded on Monday after shooting as many as we can on Saturday.
Very Naughty Nikki is making her debut today, Saturday 15th March. She will replace our leggy erotic Diva Diana from Good Friday, continuing as our permanent Friday bunny from 21st March onwards. In the meantime Hedonistically Decadent Diana will from NEXT Saturday 22nd March become our Saturday Dish. It may sound confusing but photos on our Home Page will be changed round 1st thing Monday morning - hopefully giving enough advance illustrated notification.
WHY SO CONFIDENT?
Nympho Nik had a false start at The Bunny Lounge a few months ago - I won’t go into detail as its not my place to do so unless I’m given the heads up, and I haven‘t asked. She had proved to be extremely versatile and popular and with good reason too - Neophiliac Nikki is gorgeous and has a fantastic warm, adorable personality. She LOVES men and male company - extremely adventurous and a joy in the bedroom….I had been told….on ALL counts. Nearly every single guy who met here on her short, sole day here had called and called to see her again. I‘ve been hoping she‘ll return since she left……and SHE HAS!
E.E DILEMMA
A Romanian honey who speaks the most perfect English and was sweetness and light itself was also a contender but due to the negative press we are all aware of, unless we’ve been living in a cave somewhere in the Himalayas (I WISH!) I simply don’t know enough or fully understand, to take the risk of renting space out to her. Having been in this industry myself as a working girl for more years then I care to remember, I know that the bad press Eastern Europe is receiving courtesy of THEIR bad men (which to be fair EVERY nationality has a good share of) is NOT the whole story and a GOOD percentage are just like us. Many Slavic girls are focused and switched on and every bit as savvy as the next English bunny……often savvier…and in my experience often hornier and genuine lovers of the sensual - but I’m not prepared to make a mistake regardless of what my intuition and hands-on knowledge has to say! I’ve learnt lessons presented in different guises which have taught me that sometimes, things are not what they seem and I’d be a fool not to take heed. Anyway, its fun being in the company of girls who remember old TV programmes and really naff songs and favourite old plays that where on forever in London theatres. Nostalgia…is it a woman thing? J
FOR FUN
There’s no 2 ways about it, taking on new talent is abit of a responsibility. A low turnover is definitely the way to go but having new bunnies brings in a fresh new perspective. I need to be oh-so-sure of who I’m taking on and I swear this industry should start making qualifications an expected part of “parlouring”. For Example: A business course would be VERY handy and another in marketing perhaps would be nice too. Receptionist school maybe?……teaching “phone NLP” <grins> - in Harry Potter land maybe! Interior Design would be covered by Business Studies surely?! And anyway, I’m told each flat has its own “personality” - these are the “frill” details, which don’t need any qualifications in the world of parlouring, as taste comes from within anyway.
I often wonder what The Hotel Inspector on Channel 5 would have to say about The Bunny Lounge if their was a series entitled The Parlour Inspector instead! I’d like to think Ms.Jolly Hockey Sticks’equivalent would be pleased with the way TBL is run though I have a suspicion she wouldn’t be impressed with certain areas of my business acumen. Or WHAT would my hero Gordon Ramsey whose passion I identify with so much, what would HE say? What indeed……….if only! <Grins> I think I may have just blogged my way into taking these courses off my own bat. Way to go!
EXPANDING
Another topic I’d like to mention briefly is re my thoughts on expanding which I‘d mentioned in last month‘s update. Two of our guests got the wrong end of the stick altogether so although I stress this “expansion” is set for the summer, all going well - its simply an expansion of The Bunny Lounge itself. Many callers have been asking for outcalls, so I asked the girls here whether they’d like to do outcalls as well as having their permanent incall days as usual and nearly every single bunny was hip to start doing just that. Obviously I will have a few more bunnies solely for outcall escorting but I’m quite sure I will keep to a small selection of outcall escorts along, of course, with the current Bunny Loungettes. Someone once told me “small is best” and I agree. So please don’t expect a spread of 200 girls as its not The Bunny Lounge style. I prefer to keep it tight, intimate and therefore manageable and…..real!
A new website is being created as we speak which was on the cards anyway regardless of my expansion plans as I tend to get bored seeing the same old format day in, day out and I imagine other regular viewers might feel the same. I’m also looking into having a male escort section too but I’m unsure about this - so it may well remain just a stream of thought. I’ll certainly be doing some homework on the subject however. Although The Bunny Lounge will remain a 1-girl parlour, I’d also like to have both “treatment rooms” made available to our guests (I use the word “treatment” to mean….it’s a TREAT boys J - The main boudoir will remain just that but I’d like the 2nd room to follow a certain theme. I’m sure that ponce Laurence L.Bowen would have created a great thematic design - but its going to be fun for me to do with Lisa as my inspiring helper! I guess I like keeping myself busy, upping the, you know, creating a project for myself.
FINALLY
I hope those of you who have visited us in the last few months have been duly impressed with my colleague Gemma. WHAT a honey! Our Rock Chick Receptionist Diva but NO, don’t bother enquiring…she’s NOT available J !
Its taken me a while looking for that elusive receptionist but boy have I hit pay dirt. I may have mentioned her in 1 or 2 updates but she’s SO top notch I’d like to say….on the www…THANKS GEM, for being the best of everything. Thank you especially for seeing I was desperate for a break last week and covering my days as well as yours. I feel like a new woman. Gem, WE LOVE YOU.
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PHEW!
Nuff Said!
Hugs
KISSES
Candy
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February 2008
Hello boys, Candy here touching base, to bring you up to speed re the not-so-intricate goings on of this Massage Boutique. I find the term “Massage Parlour” as outdated as the word “maid”. I hope you like my new alternative. As for the word “maid” - sometimes, some things are good for the soul - humbling, you know? So, I’ll stay with that….till the mood disperses!
Apart from Summer having a couple of unlucky Mondays now, all has been going smoothly - like a well-oiled tool! Summer was off ill with the infernal flu yesterday, Monday 20th February but she is very confident she will be raring to go come Saturday 23rd Feb when she will be here next. Knowing Summer, having missed her day here she’ll be biting at the bit….in her own genuinely adorable and inimitable way.
Summer is here Mondays (generally ;) and alternate Fridays and Saturdays. Having kicked off with Friday last week, she’s in this Saturday (“At a Glance Time-Table” below). Her cohort, sharing these alternative days with her, is our leggy, graceful, warm and friendly English beauty, Diana. I only discovered last Saturday how well this arrangement works for Diana when she explained that she does part-time work in a publishing firm
…..and had been offered to do certain alternate Saturdays too - which she felt unable to take on due to her Saturday here at The Lounge. Well, she’s just told her boss she can and infact she now does! Job done!
All the girls, Gemma and I, had a fun get-together last week at the gastro pub up the road from us in Tufnell Park (try the oh-so-tasty sausage and mash with spinach and the best pannacotta EVER) - The reason for this informal meet was to talk about expansion plans which have been germinating quietly….and to see how they’d all receive the news - throwing around ideas and such like. This should see The Bunny Lounge develop and evolve into ever-more exciting times ahead. The bunnies loved it and we are sure you guys will too xx. A new website is already in the pipeline which will be based on our current site. These additions are an expression of our love for this establishment and you. We feel that it’s a positive step forward to keep everything vibrant, fresh and abreast with the times and so The Bunny Lounge gentlemen, is about to have a very important birthday. Fine-tuning is needed regarding the new additions as well as advertising, interviewing and getting ready. Evolution is the name of the game!
Their will be an update in a few weeks time dedicated solely to describing these additions in detail and possibly the D-Day too.
Have already started storing away new photographs, nearly on a daily basis - into a growing new folder.
Oooh! SO EXCITED!
Big Hugs Gentlemen
Candy
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